Friday, 3 May 2013

The Bloody Truth

(Written to celebrate my 60th birthday on May 9th, 2013)

When I was young, I was naĩve.
What I was told, I did believe.
I hadn’t yet evolved a filter,
To block stuff that was out of kilter.

When I was ten years old, I thought
That god existed! I’d been bought.
Where is the evidence, my friend?
Show me your god! (And – what’s your end?)

When I was 20, all my mind
Was filled with thoughts of techie kind.
I rarely thought outside the box,
Or challenged ideas orthodox.

When I was 30, my work took me
To foreign lands. And doubt did hook me.
Too often, seeking truth’s a dream,
And “facts” ain’t always what they seem.

When I was 40, I did test
My bullshit meter. It worked best
Dissecting politicians’ thoughts,
And finding faults in news reports.

When I was 50, and my beard
Turned grey, I questioned all I heard
In media and politics.
Was nothing there but dirty tricks?

And now I’m 60, I do know
That most of what I’m told ain’t so.
So, if you want me to be couth,
You’d better tell the bloody truth.

Saturday, 6 April 2013

A Limerick

I told y’all I was writing a Philosophy. I decided to put quotations at the head of each chapter, and if I couldn’t find a suitable quotation, I’d write a limerick instead.

So here is my limerick for the chapter on Metaphysics (which I call "Be"):

There once was a metaphysician,
Who asked, in time-honoured tradition,
“Is the Universe real?
Or just something I feel?”
He couldn’t decide his position.

Monday, 11 March 2013

Alter or Abolish?

For obvious reasons, I’m a fan of John Locke. Some people have asked me whether I’m descended from him, but unfortunately, all the so-called “authorities” agree that he had no children.
The times we live in today are much like the times he lived in. If you doubt me, read your 17th-century English history. Civil War, Plague, Fire, Popish Plot, Judge Jeffreys, ... It was worse than we thought!
I want today to draw your attention to four of his quotes. The first, from the First Treatise of Government, paragraph 92:
“…but government being for the preservation of every man’s right and property, by preserving him from the violence or injury of others, is for the good of the governed: for the magistrate’s sword being for a “terror to evil doers,” and by that terror to enforce men to observe the positive laws of the society, made conformable to the laws of nature, for the public good, i.e., the good of every particular member of that society, as far as by common rules it can be provided for…”
There has never been a better description of what government is supposed to be for. But he was guilty of an omission! Which he corrected in the Second and much more famous Treatise, paragraph 10:
“Besides the crime which consists in violating the law, and varying from the right rule of reason, whereby a man so far becomes degenerate, and declares himself to quit the principles of human nature and to be a noxious creature, there is commonly injury done, and some person or other, some other man, receives damage by his transgression; in which case, he who hath received any damage has (besides the right of punishment common to him, with other men) a particular right to seek reparation from him that hath done it. And any other person who finds it just may also join with him that is injured, and assist him in recovering from the offender so much as may make satisfaction for the harm he hath suffered.”
Yes! Criminals – real criminals – deserve not only to be punished in due measure for their crimes, but also to be made to pay reparations to those they wronged.
Locke, though, knew what law is for. Paragraph 57 of the Second Treatise
“…the end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom.”
Oh, how badly our current slavemasters treat us!
Governments today don’t punish the criminals, but the innocent. All the political parties are the same; they reward their cronies (whether rich or “poor”), and punish productive, honest people who don’t accept their agendas,
Which leads to my last Locke quote for today, from paragraph 149:
“…yet the legislative being only a fiduciary power to act for certain ends, there remains still in the people a supreme power to remove or alter the legislative, when they find the legislative act contrary to the trust reposed in them. For all power given with trust for the attaining an end being limited by that end, whenever that end is manifestly neglected or opposed, the trust must necessarily be forfeited, and the power devolve into the hands of those that gave it, who may place it anew where they shall think best for their safety and security.”
Yes, and the criminals that made the bad laws should be punished and made to pay reparations, too!
Locke’s last point was even more memorably put a century later, in the US Declaration of Independence:
…that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it…
We’ve tried putting new faces in charge many times. It doesn’t do any good, does it? So, my friends, which is it? Alter or abolish?

Saturday, 9 February 2013

Political Tolerance

Neil’s Note: I see I haven’t published a proper essay here for a few months now. This will rectify that. And it’s good to put down some thoughts on how – even without the involvement of extraterrestrials - we might make the transition from today’s political societies to Galactic freedom and justice.

I am in the throes of writing a Philosophy (with a capital P). One subject I have touched on is tolerance. This is part of what I have written on the subject:
“History is littered with intolerance of difference. Whites versus blacks, browns, yellows, and those of mixed race. Protestants against Catholics, both against atheists, and everybody against Jews. One nation-state or group of nation-states against another. Ruling classes versus middle classes, versus working classes. Men against women, “straights” against gays.
Now race, religion, gender, origin and accident of birth can still, indeed, be barriers to individual advancement. But in recent centuries, we have made considerable progress towards tolerance of difference. Except in one area. And that is, political tolerance.
As other types of intolerance have improved, it seems that political intolerance has worsened. Socialists, deep greens, religious and social conservatives, Eurocrats, warmongers, bullies, snoops, immigration and population control freaks, alcohol and smoking haters, drug warriors, energy haters, car haters, gun haters (in the US), freedom haters, business haters, success haters and many more; all have their agendas. All want to impose them on others, whether we like it or not. And democracy makes things worse, not better.
Today, you don’t even have to be different to become a victim of political intolerance; you just need to exist. The humanity haters – I call them the Political Intolerants, or PITs for short – are having a field day.”
Now, I’ll inject a radical thought. Imagine, just imagine, if in place of today’s nation-states and federations we had genuine political tolerance. Imagine if each of us could join, or at need form, organizations to provide us with the government we want. (Following Hans-Hermann Hoppe, I will call them “law societies.”) Imagine if each of us could choose which set of laws we should be governed by. Imagine if we could associate freely with our fellows who agree with our values, and could say “No” to those that want to use political machinations to force on us agendas we don’t want.
Now of course, there would need to be some agreements between the law societies. I see a need for at least three such agreements. First, not to make war against each other. And in the event of a war, to help the victims defend against the aggressors. Second, an arbitration mechanism for objective, just resolution of disputes between law societies and between individuals in them. And third, a clearing house through which, when a member of one law society causes objective damage to a member of another, the victim can claim compensation from the perpetrator.
With me so far? OK, I’ll make a few suggestions.
I’m no fan of geographically based states, but there is at least one group of PITs, the warmongers, that we definitely will need to allot their own physical plot of land. A tract of Mongolian desert would do nicely. To that enclave, we will deport all promoters and supporters of aggressive wars, in Iraq, Afghanistan or wherever else. No nukes, but we’ll let them take whatever other weapons they like – one each. Then they can use guns, bombs, tanks, drones and whatever else they can lay their hands on to kill each other. Without doing any harm to the rest of us.
The bullies can be dealt with too; simply by chucking them in with the warmongers. Bullies enjoy violence, don’t they? Well, we’ll give them what they want.
A third group also will receive their own territory; the immigration control freaks. We’ll give them a ring-shaped territory, completely surrounding the warmongers’ enclave. And we’ll give them the job of not letting the warmongers out. Not even one of them, not even once, not ever.  For once, immigration control freaks will serve a socially useful purpose! For the brief time the warmongers’ and bullies’ enclave survives, at least.
The rest of us, hopefully, should be able to get along well enough not to need borders or political governments.
Socialists, for example, could have the communal ownership of the means of production, and the subordination of the individual to society, which they so greatly desire. They could, if they wish, tax the productive out of existence for the sake of the lazy and dishonest. Within their own communes, of course, and without affecting anyone else. How long those communes would last, is a subject for debate. The history of New Harmony, Indiana, may be a pointer.
Greenies could have their own communes too. They could hug trees as often, as hard and as long as they like. They could give up all use of energy and mechanical transport, and could wear masks to sequester the carbon dioxide they breathe out. If they wish, they could also wear green pointy hats with the word “Denier” on them. And population control freaks could be allowed a special right to kill themselves and their children without further penalty.
Religious conservatives could have their own rules – no pork, no alcohol, no abortion, fish on Fridays, no trade on Sundays (or was that Saturdays or Fridays?). And all of these, without affecting anyone else. And if they like, they could eschew contact with those of other religions (or no religion).
Social and economic conservatives could have a system in which the well-connected get rich, and everyone else is poor. (Oh dear, that’s no different from the socialists, is it?) But no-one would be forced to belong to their system. And Eurocrats could enjoy a Europe without borders – and without bureaucracies, either.
Health freaks could have their non-smoking enclaves. Drug warriors could prohibit plants like marijuana from being grown in their gardens. Car haters could have their (individual) car-free zones on their property. Snoops could enjoy their right to snoop on each other (but not on anyone else). Class freaks could reject contact with anyone not in their particular favoured class.
Meanwhile, those of us who favour individual freedom, free markets and the rule of law and justice, could have what we want too. A peaceful society of live and let live, where each individual takes responsibility for his or her own life. A society where everyone is free to develop themselves to the maximum, and to strive to make themselves as rich as they wish through honest business and trade.
Now, my friend, answer this question: Which of all these societies do you think would be the most sustainable?

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

The Huhne Tune

I’m still coming down from the high of hearing about the recent discomfiture of Chris Huhne. It couldn’t have happened to a better advertisement for politics! So I offer another little ditty, which hopefully some may find amusing.
(To be sung to the theme tune of the ‘60s radio show “I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again.”)
My name is Chris Paul-Huhne,
 and I favour policies to force people out of their cars,
My name is Chris Paul-Huhne,
 and my deepest yearning is to force people out of their cars.
And that’s such a blast,
 ‘Cos I love to drive - fast!
 And I thought they would never catch ME.
My name is Chris Paul-Huhne,
 And this is the tune,
 Of justice being done, J-U-S-T-I,
 Soon they’ll put me be-hind bars!

Clunk-click, Chris.

Friday, 4 January 2013

On Positive Feedbacks in Climate

Neil's Note: I enjoyed writing this one. The "global warmists" tell us that any warming or other climate change we cause will be amplified by effects as yet undefined; so let's take them at their word!

(Hat tip to Augustus de Morgan)
Great heats have lesser heats which grow before to cause ’em,
And little heats have lesser heats, and so ad nause-ausam.
The great heats themselves in turn cause greater heats in future,
And greater heats give “reasons” for politicals to loot yer.

(You can substitute “droughts,” “rains,” or “colds” for “heats” in the above).