The Huhne Tune

I’m still coming down from the high of hearing about the recent discomfiture of Chris Huhne. It couldn’t have happened to a better advertisement for politics! So I offer another little ditty, which hopefully some may find amusing.

(To be sung to the theme tune of the ‘60s radio show “I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again.”)

My name is Chris Paul-Huhne,

 and I favour policies to force people out of their cars,

My name is Chris Paul-Huhne,

 and my deepest yearning is to force people out of their cars.

And that’s such a blast,

 ‘Cos I love to drive - fast!

 And I thought they would never catch ME.

My name is Chris Paul-Huhne,

 And this is the tune,

 Of justice being done, J-U-S-T-I,

 Soon they’ll put me be-hind bars!

Clunk-click, Chris.