But there's a backstory to this one too. In 2001 there was a movement called "Walk for Capitalism." It was started by a Greek/Australian guy called Prodos (what happened to him?) The idea was, that in a hundred or more cities around the world, people who like capitalism and business would meet together and do a walk. With a placard or two on display if we felt like it, but not as a demonstration or a protest. I got involved in this; and this was my small contribution to publicizing the event. On the day, I believe I was the only individual to Walk for Capitalism in two cities on the same day - Bath and London.
There was a poet,
Who didn’t know it.
So he made rhymes
About his times,
With each new verse
Just slightly worse.
Began our scribe
His diatribe:
Two-thousand One,
It ain’t much fun.
We’re highly stressed,
And deep depressed.
The nation-state
Is out-of-date,
(Thus wrote our sage
Upon his page),
Religion, too,
Is down the loo.
Meanwhile, deep Greens
Behind the scenes
Are killing the
Economy,
And in the mists
Lurk terrorists.
The governments
Have lost all sense.
Their politics
Are dirty tricks,
Their bureaucrats
They breed like rats.
And parliament?
Completely bent.
They never pause
From making “laws”,
Most of them bad.
Hey – we’ve been had!
Those on the left
Like simple theft.
Those on the right
Prefer more sleight.
But both know how
To milk the cow.
It may seem strange,
But every change
Just leaves as leaders
The same old bleeders.
Democracy?
Don’t bullshit me.
We’ll never fix
Damned politics;
It only works
For crooked jerks.
So, loose that fetter!
Make something better!
Now, Capital
Is like a pal
Who helps you do
What’s right for you;
It lets you build
A dream fulfilled.
If every pound
Went round and round,
And, as you serve,
What you deserve
Came back to you –
Yes, that would do!
And if you’re poor?
Just put in more!
Improving skills
Will cure your ills
And you will see
Prosperity.
When what you do
Returns to you,
Then you’ll know what
Is good, or not,
And so you’ll learn
From what you earn.
And when you spend
For any end,
Your friends, it foll’ers,
Will get your dollars.
Meanwhile, the thief
Gets nowt but grief.
Free enterprise
Can realize
A world of peace
That will not cease;
And progress, too –
Get up and do!
Increasing wealth,
Improving health,
Technology
Advancing free -
Can’t get enough?
Yes, that’s the stuff.
And what of Earth?
Contain your mirth!
There won’t be waste
In our fast-paced
And affluent
Environment.
So, what to do?
December Two
(So say the ditties),
A hundred cities
Will see a scene
There’s never been.
Each guy, each gal
Pro-capital
Will walk – but quiet!
For we won’t riot.
December Second,
Walk, and be reckoned.
These words so terse
May seem perverse,
But they’re no con;
Come, join us on
December Two!
Over to you.
The Darn-Poor Rhymer
September 19th, 2001
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